And now an ant story for you:
The other day I was getting paint supplies from a cupboard in the garage, when I discovered a whole frenzy of ants and a large pile of... eggs? Apparently they had decided that our cupboard made a good nest.
Which was weird.
No food there... nothing to dig in (wood was intact)... no reason for them to be there at all! They were only on one shelf, even.
We ended up vacuuming them up, since we didn't want a brood of ants being raised in the garage. Then we poured gas on them and proceeded to light them on fire. And by "we" I mean Ian and our friend Brandon. Lighting ants on fire must be a guy thing. Anyways, they had a good time at it, and it took care of the issue. No more ants!